How to make a fast Q set

[(DUI) Krusty]

O K
Heres the deal
How ya make a fast qualifying set
Cause I'm tired of being called a cheatin bastage
(altho here it a badge of honor)
DUUUUUUUUUUUDE its all about the tires
run yer best lap you ever ran in race set then
hit esc
do not go to pits do not slow down
go to garage adv 2
look at the tire temps and pressures on the little car pic in the middle

write it down
change your pressures and chassis to get the same temps and pressures after 2 laps
write down what the track temp was (I always forget that part)
if you run on a colder track bump up the pressure hotter track lower pressure
Keep playing with it. Save each set separate with track temp and e. t. in the name
(I always forget that part)
dont use much tape while your messing with it
If you can get a better lap after 4-5 laps start over at the little car pic again
Get it as fast as ya can then start tapeing it up
Some sets will run faster at 60 tape than 100

Everybody likes thier car different

Everybody drives different

My set may not work for you

I never run a set without changing it some when it's time to go
depending on the temp

Hope To See Ya At The Bud Shootout Next Year

Check this out www.racelinecentral.com/RacingSetupGuide.html
It might make your head hurt but its worth it

[(DUI) LICK PICKLE]

I read all that stuff Krusty wrote about making setups and I thought I’d tell you how I do it.
First you park your racecar right in the way of the other teams
Then you raise the hoody thingy and when some big strong Nascar types notice, you wring your hands and cry a little
When they ask you what’s wrong you tell them that it just won’t go
Then you let them work on it till they’re all nice and sweaty and you offer them a cool drink back at the motor home
Then you (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored)
And when everybody’s ready you go back and work on the car a little.
After they get your car running really good you take them back to the motor home for some (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored)
Then you go out and drive
Easy isn’t it
Sure beats writing down all those number thingy’s

[(DUI) Spark Fartin]

Dude! That's so (censored) up!