Post by The Grand Poooooobah on Sept 17, 2005 23:39:41 GMT -5
So
There's this traveling salesman driving thru texas and his car breaks down
Luckily there was a farm house nearby
so he knocks on the door and tells of his predicament to the farmer
The farmer tells him he can give him a ride to town in the morning and he's welcome to spend the night.
"But you'll have to bunk with my son"
The salesman says
"Crap"
"I'm in the wrong joke"
A very long night
It started on Fri night with Sparky Krusty and Carbo deciding to postpone the truck race due to various reasons.
Screamin kids, tired geezers, lack of interest
So it was decided to try again Sat night at 7ish
Well 7ish came and went
Then 8ish
Finally Carbo showed up and the green flag flew
For about 10 laps when Carbo zigged when he should have zagged and brought out the yellers
Restart - looked just like the first start with Sparky leading Krusty (Trying out his new Joe Bumpercheck moniker) in 2nd and Carbo hangin in 3rd
Sparky left the door open and Krusty squeaked around him for the lead just before the next yellow flag (Carbo meets wall)
Carbo decided at that point that he’d had enough and headed for the infield care center.
Green flag 2 trucks left in the race
Krusty leading Sparky around the track for a while then Sparky leading Krusty around for a bit
And around
And around
Sparky pits for tires But Krusty puts his cunning plan to work and stays out till 20 to go milking the last bit of rubber from his tires
Sparky has to pit with less than 10 to go and Krusty comes around to put him a lap down.
Well Sparky aint havin none of that so he soon catches Krusty and gets his lap back
But its too little too late and Krusty takes the checkers with Spark a distant 2nd
Results:
1st – Krusty (aka Joe Bumperchek)
2nd Sparky
3rd Carbo
Sparky gets the pole award
Krusty gets the most laps led award
So
The traveling salesman.
(Remember him? From up there ^)
Is so disgusted to find himself in the wrong joke that he declines the farmers kind offer and starts walking through the dark Texas night towards the small Texas town.
It is morning when he reaches town and the first person he sees is a dirty hippy chasing a coyote down the street.
The hippy catches the coyote and f**ks it right in front of a bunch of kids that are waiting for the school bus.
The salesman thinks to himself “wow that was odd” and keeps walking.
A bit further down the street he comes to a bar.
And since he has been walking all night he decides to pop in for a cold one.
As his eyes adjust to the gloom of the dingy room he sees the bartender (behind the bar) and a dirty little old man (whacking off in a booth)
So he asks the bartender “what kind of crazy town is this? First I saw a hippy doing a coyote in the middle of the street, then I come in here and see, well look at him”
The bartender looks at the old man then turns back to the salesman and says
“You don’t expect and old man like that to catch a coyote do you?”
There's this traveling salesman driving thru texas and his car breaks down
Luckily there was a farm house nearby
so he knocks on the door and tells of his predicament to the farmer
The farmer tells him he can give him a ride to town in the morning and he's welcome to spend the night.
"But you'll have to bunk with my son"
The salesman says
"Crap"
"I'm in the wrong joke"
A very long night
It started on Fri night with Sparky Krusty and Carbo deciding to postpone the truck race due to various reasons.
Screamin kids, tired geezers, lack of interest
So it was decided to try again Sat night at 7ish
Well 7ish came and went
Then 8ish
Finally Carbo showed up and the green flag flew
For about 10 laps when Carbo zigged when he should have zagged and brought out the yellers
Restart - looked just like the first start with Sparky leading Krusty (Trying out his new Joe Bumpercheck moniker) in 2nd and Carbo hangin in 3rd
Sparky left the door open and Krusty squeaked around him for the lead just before the next yellow flag (Carbo meets wall)
Carbo decided at that point that he’d had enough and headed for the infield care center.
Green flag 2 trucks left in the race
Krusty leading Sparky around the track for a while then Sparky leading Krusty around for a bit
And around
And around
Sparky pits for tires But Krusty puts his cunning plan to work and stays out till 20 to go milking the last bit of rubber from his tires
Sparky has to pit with less than 10 to go and Krusty comes around to put him a lap down.
Well Sparky aint havin none of that so he soon catches Krusty and gets his lap back
But its too little too late and Krusty takes the checkers with Spark a distant 2nd
Results:
1st – Krusty (aka Joe Bumperchek)
2nd Sparky
3rd Carbo
Sparky gets the pole award
Krusty gets the most laps led award
So
The traveling salesman.
(Remember him? From up there ^)
Is so disgusted to find himself in the wrong joke that he declines the farmers kind offer and starts walking through the dark Texas night towards the small Texas town.
It is morning when he reaches town and the first person he sees is a dirty hippy chasing a coyote down the street.
The hippy catches the coyote and f**ks it right in front of a bunch of kids that are waiting for the school bus.
The salesman thinks to himself “wow that was odd” and keeps walking.
A bit further down the street he comes to a bar.
And since he has been walking all night he decides to pop in for a cold one.
As his eyes adjust to the gloom of the dingy room he sees the bartender (behind the bar) and a dirty little old man (whacking off in a booth)
So he asks the bartender “what kind of crazy town is this? First I saw a hippy doing a coyote in the middle of the street, then I come in here and see, well look at him”
The bartender looks at the old man then turns back to the salesman and says
“You don’t expect and old man like that to catch a coyote do you?”