New Hampshire - Old story

[The Grand Poooooobah]

After last weeks race in Richmond Sparky and Krusty were tied for the points lead in the “Chase for the case”

So

There we were in New Hampshire waiting to see who would come out on top.
Krusty Sparky and Hot Rod were all fast in practice putting down mid to low 30s.
Pert got a few good laps in and Road hog showed up with 10 min of practice time to spare
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Krusty even surprised himself when he put down a blistering 30.15 in qualifying to take the pole

Then we moved on to Happy Hour and everybody got a little happier.


Race time:

Perts steering locked up and she had to reboot and go to the back (Krusty ended up in third with Rod on the pole Sparky in shotgun and Road hog inside row 2)

Krusty musta felt like leading that first lap though cause he passed Rod in turn 2 and Spark in turn 4 to put the Torkel Chicken #7 Dodge in the lead

First yeller came out when Road bounced off the wall in 4 and clipped himself on Perts bumper

Apparently that looked like so much fun that Pert decided to do a little spinning herself but she wound up going a lap down for her horse play.

On the restart:

Krusty blasts by Hot Rod to take over the lead Road hog passes Spark for third then Hot Rod for second
He was doing so well
Until he scraped the wall coming out of 2 and Rod and Spark both got by him
A couple laps later and Hoggy’s back on Sparky’s bumper (literally)
Sparky get a bit out of shape on the back stretch but hangs on to his car and third but musta been thrown of his rhythm cause he got into the wall in 4 and hog got up next to him for the drag race down the front stretch to 1

Then disaster struck for our former points leader

Hog couldn’t hold it down in turn 1 and slid into sparks rear quarter panel spinning him around into a backwards Martin Truex jr kinda thing then rolling his car a couple times
Sparky’s crew chief took one look at what was left of the #93 Geezer Mustang and declared him out of the race
In the post race interview Sparky said “Everybody thinks Road hog is this nice guy cause he acts like it on the T..V. shows. But he’s a piece of S**t”
After the yellow flag pit stop Krusty went for a little spin coming off of pit road and had to go to the tail end with Hot Rod leading and Road hog 2nd with Pert in the inside lap down lane
Green green green
Not for long Road hog tags the wall in 2 and the yellers fly
Krusty Rod And Hog pit under the yellow but Pert stays out to get her lap back
Green green green
Hot rod passes Pert in 4 putting her back down a lap Road hog goes 3 wide going into 1 to pass Pert and Krusty
Krusty gets past Pert then starts working on Hoggy
Krusty gets by Hog then starts reeling Hot rod in
Krusty finally gets past Rod just in time for hogs next wreck. A nice pirouette off turn 4 wall then into the pit road wall
But he kept it running enough to get it back to the pits
But that was it he didn’t make a lap under yellow before it blew up in a fire ball that Sparky cooked his hot dogs and marshmallows on
With no one left to bring out the yellers Krusty Rod and Pert just drove around for the rest of the race, Krusty and Rod swapping the lead a bit. But Krusty led the one the matters and gets the checkers the points lead and a big kiss from Pickle

[(DUI) Spark Fartin]

Fargin bumper bitin bastage!

Why I oughtta just......throw my helmet at ya Hoggy!

Next time take a clue from Mel Brooks and ....

"Move that miserable piece of shizznit!"

;D

[(DUI) Krusty]

Don't sweat it Spark.
You'll get the lead back.
Pert and I will miss all the races next week cause we'll be out BUI ing

My shizznit dont work in the middle of the lake

[(DUI) Spark Fartin]

You need a wireless setup. I just happen to have one sittin on the shelf at home. You'd have to moor the HB within 1,000 yards of the base station though. ;D