Post by The Grand Poooooobah on Oct 7, 2005 10:23:34 GMT -5
Open containers travelled to New York this week to tackle the road course at Watkins Glen.
Then Hot Rod decided he needed to paint his ride on Wednesday.
So, Thursday became race day.
And Hoggy forgot.
Well, the rest of the bastages pressed on without him. PunkAss laid down some impressive laps in practice but Sparky stole the pole with a 109:13.
And the race was on!
Green flag Go! Go! Go! Sparky drifted too far on turn 1 and got a little nudge from PunkAss to send him spinnin off into the grass. Rod n Krusty fought over the lead while PunkAss crashed his car and Spark tried to make up ground, bein a quarter lap back. Spark took turn .... uhhhhhh ...... whatever, the one at the top of the hill. The one Sparky always crashes on. You know the one! Anyway, he took it too hot, slid through the grass, bounced off the inside wall, rebounded into the outside wall and busted his rig.
So, anyway, Krusty won and Rod got 2nd place.
BUT!
Everybody had so much fun that they decided to run it again. Maybe Hoggy would even show up.....nah!
This time Sparky jumped out front while Rod spun in turn 1, PunkAss killed his car (again) and Krusty won the race. Sparky got 2nd and Rod 3rd.
Then there was some discussion as to which race to score. Krusty and Rod voted for #1 and Sparky for #2. PunkAss didn't care since it was all 8's.
Bein outvoted, Spark agreed to #1.
Then Hoggy showed up.
Rod had the brilliant idea of letting Hog pick. Nobody told him what he was picking, just told him to pick 1 or 2.
Hoggy picked 2.
That means that the results are:
1st - Krusty
2nd - Sparky
3rd - Hot Rod
4th - PunkAss
Spark got pole and lap bonuses.
Sometimes Hoggy's decisions just make ya wonder...... ;D
Then Hot Rod decided he needed to paint his ride on Wednesday.
So, Thursday became race day.
And Hoggy forgot.
Well, the rest of the bastages pressed on without him. PunkAss laid down some impressive laps in practice but Sparky stole the pole with a 109:13.
And the race was on!
Green flag Go! Go! Go! Sparky drifted too far on turn 1 and got a little nudge from PunkAss to send him spinnin off into the grass. Rod n Krusty fought over the lead while PunkAss crashed his car and Spark tried to make up ground, bein a quarter lap back. Spark took turn .... uhhhhhh ...... whatever, the one at the top of the hill. The one Sparky always crashes on. You know the one! Anyway, he took it too hot, slid through the grass, bounced off the inside wall, rebounded into the outside wall and busted his rig.
So, anyway, Krusty won and Rod got 2nd place.
BUT!
Everybody had so much fun that they decided to run it again. Maybe Hoggy would even show up.....nah!
This time Sparky jumped out front while Rod spun in turn 1, PunkAss killed his car (again) and Krusty won the race. Sparky got 2nd and Rod 3rd.
Then there was some discussion as to which race to score. Krusty and Rod voted for #1 and Sparky for #2. PunkAss didn't care since it was all 8's.
Bein outvoted, Spark agreed to #1.
Then Hoggy showed up.
Rod had the brilliant idea of letting Hog pick. Nobody told him what he was picking, just told him to pick 1 or 2.
Hoggy picked 2.
That means that the results are:
1st - Krusty
2nd - Sparky
3rd - Hot Rod
4th - PunkAss
Spark got pole and lap bonuses.
Sometimes Hoggy's decisions just make ya wonder...... ;D