Post by The Grand Poooooobah on Oct 13, 2005 10:27:41 GMT -5
Well, ol Sparky knew he had to really work hard to catch up to Hot Rod and get the Champeenship. He was down by 3 with 1 race to go. So he started out by grabbin the Pole bonus point. Then he got right out front and led the race until the 1st pit, when Krusty took over the lead. Tilla (Pert) hung back in 4th most of the race with Hot Rod sittin 3rd. Hoggy, of course, had our backs and was there for us.
After everyone got done pittin Spark was out front again, tryin to get that lap bonus point. Krusty ran 2nd most of the way, hangin back, savin tires, usin every drop of gas in the tank before pittin. Sneaky bastage!
There was a dire shortage of bent and broken car parts out there on the track. Nobody got creamed while pittin without signallin or anything. Made it kinda long and boring watchin it from up in the Poobah Suite. Well, as Pooh, one has to endure these things and carry on.
So it came down to the last pit. Spark, Rod, and Hog all needed gas in the final 10 laps, so Krusty and Pert took over the 1 and 2 spots on the track. Sparky shot outta the pits hopin like hell Hoggy would tag Rod and put him back into 5th, but no such luck. Rod maintained the #4 spot, 1 back from Spark and the finishing order was:
1st - Krusty
2nd - Pert
3rd - Sparky
4th - Hot Rod
5th - Roadhogg
Then the calculators came out. Spark had both bonus points, added on to the 9 points for 3rd place gave him 11 points for the race. Rod earned 8 points to add to his 121 for a total of 129. Sparky added his 11 onto his 118 for a total of 129. Uh oh. A tie!
Well, let's look at the other stats for the tie breaker:
Top 3 finishes: Tie - 10 each
Top 5 finishes: Tie - 12 each
Wins: Rod 5, Spark 3
Rod is crowned the Open Container Champ and receives the official DUI Laurel and Hardy handshake along with the satisfaction of kickin Sparky's butt! ;D
See ya all next year for another season of free-wheelin, heavy drinkin, substance abusin, bumper crunchin fun!
After everyone got done pittin Spark was out front again, tryin to get that lap bonus point. Krusty ran 2nd most of the way, hangin back, savin tires, usin every drop of gas in the tank before pittin. Sneaky bastage!
There was a dire shortage of bent and broken car parts out there on the track. Nobody got creamed while pittin without signallin or anything. Made it kinda long and boring watchin it from up in the Poobah Suite. Well, as Pooh, one has to endure these things and carry on.
So it came down to the last pit. Spark, Rod, and Hog all needed gas in the final 10 laps, so Krusty and Pert took over the 1 and 2 spots on the track. Sparky shot outta the pits hopin like hell Hoggy would tag Rod and put him back into 5th, but no such luck. Rod maintained the #4 spot, 1 back from Spark and the finishing order was:
1st - Krusty
2nd - Pert
3rd - Sparky
4th - Hot Rod
5th - Roadhogg
Then the calculators came out. Spark had both bonus points, added on to the 9 points for 3rd place gave him 11 points for the race. Rod earned 8 points to add to his 121 for a total of 129. Sparky added his 11 onto his 118 for a total of 129. Uh oh. A tie!
Well, let's look at the other stats for the tie breaker:
Top 3 finishes: Tie - 10 each
Top 5 finishes: Tie - 12 each
Wins: Rod 5, Spark 3
Rod is crowned the Open Container Champ and receives the official DUI Laurel and Hardy handshake along with the satisfaction of kickin Sparky's butt! ;D
See ya all next year for another season of free-wheelin, heavy drinkin, substance abusin, bumper crunchin fun!
