Post by The Grand Poooooobah on Nov 3, 2005 22:54:56 GMT -5
Here we were once again in Atlanta for the "Golden Corral 500" that we missed at the beginning of the season. Spark took the pole with Hot Rod right behind him. Hoggy forgot to wreck on the Q lap and took the number 4 spot behind Krusty. Pert started at the back of the pack.
And off they went with Sparky jumpin out front followed by Krusty Joe and Hot Rod but Hoggy got all tangled up in his hooka tubing and splattered himself on the outside wall in turn 1.
Luckily for him it was within the 5 lap restart time period.
So everyone got lined up behind the pace car again and went green. Spark once again jumped right out front followed by Rod and Hoggy but Pert & Krusty had an ISP communications failure and we had to go back to the beginning.
One more time! (Reen toon teen toon teen toon teenooneeenoooneee)
Spark jumped out front (didn't I say that before? I must be getting tired...) followed by Hoggy and Hot Rod. Krusty Joe sat back in 4th savin tires while Pert did her best to stay away from the wall bitin monster bastage. The monster bit her after 9 or 10 laps goin into turn 1 and we had our 1st yeller. Then the pace car sideswiped her and spun her around on the apron. Then to add injury to insult, Hoggy came up behind her n the pace car too fast, locked em up n sideswiped Pert on the other side, hit the outside wall and mashed up his shizznit.
So as if that wasn't good enough he went into the pits sideways in a huge cloud of smoke. Somewhere in the midst of alla dat Hoggy got hisself a black flag.
Everybody got juiced up and green flags flew.
Spark was out front followed by Hot Rod and Krusty Joe. Pert was runnin 4th and Hoggy went to the pits to have a word with the official.
So round n round they go. Hoggy caught n passed Pert. Rod n Joe hung back savin tires. Spark was cruisin for another big W way out front. Rod caught a piece of the wall comin outta 4 and went spinnin off onto the grass on the front stretch and the yellers flew.
With everybody gassed n guzzled, smoked n bowled, the greens flew again. Spark out front followed by 4th place Hoggy, who was a lap down after his Black Flag. Krusty right behind Hoggy in 2nd, Rod runnin 3rd and Pert at the back of the pack. Hoggy was runnin his motor a bit hot, sprayin steam all over Krusty's windshield and after a few laps of that Krusty decided enough was enough! So he passed ol Hoggy on the front stretch. After a few more laps Spark saw it was time to get another beer n this'd be a good time for a green flag pit. Sucks to be him though cuz Rod, who was pittin his own self, went a little sideways in the pit road entry n yellered out. Spark sat in the car cussin n countin seconds hopin Krusty wouldn't cross the line before he could get outta the pits. No such luck n Spark got trapped a lap down.
Krusty led the race from there on out. Spark got lucky n got back on the lead lap when Krusty pitted under yellow, but he was still a full circle behind Krusty. Rod n Pert fought over the 3rd place spot for a bit and Hoggy tried to make up some time but he got into the wall at the Start/Finish line with 4 laps to go, spun around onto the grass and tagged the inside wall, killin his car all to pieces.
So there we were wonderin if the pace car was gonna win another race. It just wasn't to be tonight, and we got the green flag just before the checkers flew. Spark had about 40 feet of track to try n catch Krusty but it just weren't happenin n Krusty extends his lead to 15 again.
Results:
1st - Krusty Joe
2nd - Sparky
3rd - Hot Rod
4th - Pert
5th - Hoggy
Only 5 more races and Krusty leads by 15. In order for Spark or Rod to catch him, they have to win every race from here on out while Krusty comes in 3rd or worse. Not a very likely scenario judgin from the track records so far.....
And off they went with Sparky jumpin out front followed by Krusty Joe and Hot Rod but Hoggy got all tangled up in his hooka tubing and splattered himself on the outside wall in turn 1.
Luckily for him it was within the 5 lap restart time period.
So everyone got lined up behind the pace car again and went green. Spark once again jumped right out front followed by Rod and Hoggy but Pert & Krusty had an ISP communications failure and we had to go back to the beginning.
One more time! (Reen toon teen toon teen toon teenooneeenoooneee)
Spark jumped out front (didn't I say that before? I must be getting tired...) followed by Hoggy and Hot Rod. Krusty Joe sat back in 4th savin tires while Pert did her best to stay away from the wall bitin monster bastage. The monster bit her after 9 or 10 laps goin into turn 1 and we had our 1st yeller. Then the pace car sideswiped her and spun her around on the apron. Then to add injury to insult, Hoggy came up behind her n the pace car too fast, locked em up n sideswiped Pert on the other side, hit the outside wall and mashed up his shizznit.
So as if that wasn't good enough he went into the pits sideways in a huge cloud of smoke. Somewhere in the midst of alla dat Hoggy got hisself a black flag.
Everybody got juiced up and green flags flew.
Spark was out front followed by Hot Rod and Krusty Joe. Pert was runnin 4th and Hoggy went to the pits to have a word with the official.
So round n round they go. Hoggy caught n passed Pert. Rod n Joe hung back savin tires. Spark was cruisin for another big W way out front. Rod caught a piece of the wall comin outta 4 and went spinnin off onto the grass on the front stretch and the yellers flew.
With everybody gassed n guzzled, smoked n bowled, the greens flew again. Spark out front followed by 4th place Hoggy, who was a lap down after his Black Flag. Krusty right behind Hoggy in 2nd, Rod runnin 3rd and Pert at the back of the pack. Hoggy was runnin his motor a bit hot, sprayin steam all over Krusty's windshield and after a few laps of that Krusty decided enough was enough! So he passed ol Hoggy on the front stretch. After a few more laps Spark saw it was time to get another beer n this'd be a good time for a green flag pit. Sucks to be him though cuz Rod, who was pittin his own self, went a little sideways in the pit road entry n yellered out. Spark sat in the car cussin n countin seconds hopin Krusty wouldn't cross the line before he could get outta the pits. No such luck n Spark got trapped a lap down.
Krusty led the race from there on out. Spark got lucky n got back on the lead lap when Krusty pitted under yellow, but he was still a full circle behind Krusty. Rod n Pert fought over the 3rd place spot for a bit and Hoggy tried to make up some time but he got into the wall at the Start/Finish line with 4 laps to go, spun around onto the grass and tagged the inside wall, killin his car all to pieces.
So there we were wonderin if the pace car was gonna win another race. It just wasn't to be tonight, and we got the green flag just before the checkers flew. Spark had about 40 feet of track to try n catch Krusty but it just weren't happenin n Krusty extends his lead to 15 again.
Results:
1st - Krusty Joe
2nd - Sparky
3rd - Hot Rod
4th - Pert
5th - Hoggy
Only 5 more races and Krusty leads by 15. In order for Spark or Rod to catch him, they have to win every race from here on out while Krusty comes in 3rd or worse. Not a very likely scenario judgin from the track records so far.....
