I think Hog's got it figgered out

[The Grand Poooooobah]

Not only did Hog win the Phoenix race
He didn't cause a single yeller
(Well he did but it was cause Krusty Joe checked his bumper in 4 and put them both in the wall for some minor damage)

Damn

The only race I didn't have a fiver bet on Hoggy and he goes and wins the damn thing


Sheeeeesh

Well other then Krusty and Hog getting too friendly in 4 and a minor spin by Pert this race was just roundy round with Hog in the lead and Krusty tryin' to catch him with Spark on Krusty's bumper the whole way

Results:
1st - Hoggy
2nd - Krusty
3rd - Sparky
4th - Hot Rod
5th - Pert

The Points race is settled with 1 to go
No possible outcome of the Homestead race can change the order in the points for any of the drivers
However Krusty needs 8 more points to become a Designated Drunk with 360 points
That means he must finish 4th or better at Homestead

I think you buncha drunks oughta get that sucka

Bumper sammich anyone ;D

[(DUI) Spark Fartin]

Pretty amazin what a little practice can do for a guy!

Maybe Hoggy n me can do a little bumper sandwich on the Krustmeister n keep him from DD status....

[(DUI) RoadHogg]

heh heh heh. it only took allllll season long! been usin stok race sets, then fukn with aero, wedge and t bars. seems to be workin out. new wheel shure has been MAJOR help,not to mention help from the "help a hopeless cause foundation" and the 24/7 tech support. i shure hope to do well tonight. of course im shure it will be at least shall we say"interesting". hope i do a lot better next season, which starts before too long i hope.maybe my sponsor wont go under and can afford a new set of beer goggles for me. heh heh see yas tonight for last race of season. lookin forward to drivers meeting!

[(DUI) RoadHogg]

oh, by the way sparky blows goats, and i have proof. see all those happy smilin goats!

[(DUI) Spark Fartin]

roadhogg said:

oh, by the way sparky blows goats, and i have proof. see all those happy smilin goats!

Bite me ya chicken eatin bastage!

24/7 can be revoked at any time. Making derogatory statements such as the one above will void your warranty and your extended warranty and your service contract.

Hope yer puter don't break anytime soon.....

[(DUI) Krusty]

sparkfartin said:

roadhogg said:

oh, by the way sparky blows goats, and i have proof. see all those happy smilin goats!

Bite me ya chicken eatin bastage!

24/7 can be revoked at any time. Making derogatory statements such as the one above will void your warranty and your extended warranty and your service contract.

Hope yer puter don't break anytime soon.....

;D

Now who's gonna bumperize who?

I better stay out from between you two