Post by The Grand Poooooobah on Nov 17, 2005 20:11:07 GMT -5
Well race fans. It was shaping up into an all out war in the warm Miami sun.
The point standings were set
No one could gain or lose a spot.
Sparky and Hog were bickering over who blew who's goat.
And everybody wants a big ol' chunk of Krusty's ass
Yup, I'm thinkin' bumperfest at Homestead
Spark getting even with old Krusty for those bumper bites
Pert getting even with Hog for being Hog
Hot Rod getting back at everybody cause he's a cranky ol' fart.
But no
Everyone was all on their best behavior and sh*t
Only 2 yellers
Both by Rod who didn't practice pit entry enough,
Sparky ran out of gas cause he didn't want to get a pit road penalty (It's just a longest line thing Spark Geeeesh)
Pert and Hog both adjusted they're aerodynamics against the wall but survived to finish
Krusty was the only one who didn't have trouble
So he had no problem taking his 17th checkered flag of season 2
Results:
1st- Krusty
2nd- Pert
3rd- Roadhog
4th- Hot Rod
5th- Sparky
Final DUI Keg series results:
1. Krusty - 364 - Rank- Designated Drunk 2005 Champeen
2. Sparky - 343 - Rank- License Revoked
3. Hot Rod - 337 - Rank- License Revoked
4. Road hog - 272- Rank- Cheatin Bastage
5. Pert Tush - 227- Rank- Habitual Offender
6. S'nott Whinin' - 92 - Rank - lightweight (Retired)
7. Snow Ball-WFO - 58 - Rank - Pantywaist
Krusty Balless has announced his retirement from racing (Going out on top) and giving his seat to Joe Bumpercheck (Who is possibly an even bigger icehole than Krusty)
Well folks
Polish up those bumpers for next season and I'll see ya's at the big awards gala
The point standings were set
No one could gain or lose a spot.
Sparky and Hog were bickering over who blew who's goat.
And everybody wants a big ol' chunk of Krusty's ass
Yup, I'm thinkin' bumperfest at Homestead
Spark getting even with old Krusty for those bumper bites
Pert getting even with Hog for being Hog
Hot Rod getting back at everybody cause he's a cranky ol' fart.
But no
Everyone was all on their best behavior and sh*t
Only 2 yellers
Both by Rod who didn't practice pit entry enough,
Sparky ran out of gas cause he didn't want to get a pit road penalty (It's just a longest line thing Spark Geeeesh)
Pert and Hog both adjusted they're aerodynamics against the wall but survived to finish
Krusty was the only one who didn't have trouble
So he had no problem taking his 17th checkered flag of season 2
Results:
1st- Krusty
2nd- Pert
3rd- Roadhog
4th- Hot Rod
5th- Sparky
Final DUI Keg series results:
1. Krusty - 364 - Rank- Designated Drunk 2005 Champeen
2. Sparky - 343 - Rank- License Revoked
3. Hot Rod - 337 - Rank- License Revoked
4. Road hog - 272- Rank- Cheatin Bastage
5. Pert Tush - 227- Rank- Habitual Offender
6. S'nott Whinin' - 92 - Rank - lightweight (Retired)
7. Snow Ball-WFO - 58 - Rank - Pantywaist
Krusty Balless has announced his retirement from racing (Going out on top) and giving his seat to Joe Bumpercheck (Who is possibly an even bigger icehole than Krusty)
Well folks
Polish up those bumpers for next season and I'll see ya's at the big awards gala