Post by The Grand Poooooobah on Mar 22, 2005 20:26:03 GMT -5
After the barely coherent chat session in the Cheatin Bastage room following the Monday hangover race I have decided to sit down and make some league rules.
(DUI) is for people 21 and older we do not condone under age drinking.
Nor do we condone drunk driving on public roads
We do our damage online with Nascar Thunder 2004
No sober drivin. You must be at least legally impaired in your home state.
POINTS.
Points are awarded for race wins: 1 win 1 point.
All new drivers start as Lightweight with 3 Points. If you fall below the three point level you will be demoted to Girly Man.
If you drop to 0 points you will be ostracised and your status will be Skid Row Wino.
At 6 points you will be promoted to Drunk Driver
At 9 points you will be promoted to Cheatin Bastage (cause you got to be a cheatin bastage to win 6 races)
12 points wins the championship and the title of Designated Drunk. You will be awarded the Winston Keg at a special ceremony at Stale Beerfarts house with a dinner of corned beef and cabbage with beans and cornbread and MGD to wash it all down (and may god have mercy on your soul)(Pickles cookin).
1 point will be deducted for no show to a scheduled race.
1 point deduction for thoroughly tasteless posts (unless they are ROFLMFAO). Pooobah's discretion.
Points can also be awarded (or deducted) at the whim of the Grand Pooobah for any reason or no reason at all.
Note
Anyone caught smoochin in the corner with Lick Pickle loses all points. Smooch sighting must be corroborated by at least 1 other DUI member.
(DUI) is for people 21 and older we do not condone under age drinking.
Nor do we condone drunk driving on public roads
We do our damage online with Nascar Thunder 2004
No sober drivin. You must be at least legally impaired in your home state.
POINTS.
Points are awarded for race wins: 1 win 1 point.
All new drivers start as Lightweight with 3 Points. If you fall below the three point level you will be demoted to Girly Man.
If you drop to 0 points you will be ostracised and your status will be Skid Row Wino.
At 6 points you will be promoted to Drunk Driver
At 9 points you will be promoted to Cheatin Bastage (cause you got to be a cheatin bastage to win 6 races)
12 points wins the championship and the title of Designated Drunk. You will be awarded the Winston Keg at a special ceremony at Stale Beerfarts house with a dinner of corned beef and cabbage with beans and cornbread and MGD to wash it all down (and may god have mercy on your soul)(Pickles cookin).
1 point will be deducted for no show to a scheduled race.
1 point deduction for thoroughly tasteless posts (unless they are ROFLMFAO). Pooobah's discretion.
Points can also be awarded (or deducted) at the whim of the Grand Pooobah for any reason or no reason at all.
Note
Anyone caught smoochin in the corner with Lick Pickle loses all points. Smooch sighting must be corroborated by at least 1 other DUI member.