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Post by The Grand Poooooobah on Apr 3, 2005 19:34:04 GMT -5
Ok racers, drunk drivers, girly-men, and skid row winos here's the scoop:
There's a new points system in effect for our second season. This is how it's gonna work.
The winner of each race is awarded 12 points (1 beer or other icon of choice)
2nd place driver gets 10 points (not quite enough for a beer)
3rd place - 9 points
4th place - 8 points
5th place - 7 points
6th place - 6 points
7th place - 4 points
The one with the most points at the end of the season will be crowned DUI champeen and gets a prize as yet unspecified.
Since we're not deducting points for no-shows everyone gets to start out as a Skid Row Wino with 0 points and no beer (or Jager or cow or Zig).
For every 12 points ya earn you'll get back a beer (or Jager or cow or Zig).
Here's how it's gonna be:
0 - 11 points - Skid Row Wino 12 - 35 points - Pantywaist 36 - 71 points - Lightweight 72 - 107 points - Drunk Driver 108 - 143 points - Cheatin Bastage More than 144 points - Designated Drunk
Race length this season will be 20% instead of the 15% we were running last season. Should make things a touch more interesting.
Now get out there and earn some points!
(Unless you wanna be a Pantywaist all your life. You don't wanna be a Pantywaist do ya?)
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Post by The Grand Poooooobah on Jun 1, 2005 9:09:09 GMT -5
Alrighty then!
I was doin some calcs in my head. Yes, it hurt. Anyway the point is that the way I threw the rankings together ain't gonna work for all 36 points races so I did a little revision. Since there is a total possible points figure of 432, which no one will ever get cuz ya gotta win every race to get that #, I'm uppin the point spread between rankings and added a few new ones to fill up the gaps. Here's what's goin down now:
0 - 23 Skid Row Wino 24 - 59 Pantywaist 60 - 95 Lightweight 96 - 143 Public Nuisance 144 - 191 Drunk Driver 192 - 239 Habitual Offender 240 - 299 Cheatin Bastage 300 - 359 License Revoked 360 or more Designated Drunk
I'll still be givin out beers for ever 12 points ya earn.
I'll be changin yer titles around later if they require changin. If ya wanna complain send yer mail to idontgiveashizz@blowitout.yer.as
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