It was a good start, but.....

[The Grand Poooooobah]

Ok ya buncha fargin crybabies here's the way it's gonna be. It's also the way it's always been but maybe I need to put it in writing in order to make it an "official" rule.

Race restarts. I don't mind restarting a race if the server whacks out and causes problems or if a lag monster bites and causes a buncha black flags and dq's when the green flag waves. Usually if a request for restart is made under those conditions Pooh'll put it up for a vote with the rest of the bastages on the track. That's all cool.

On the other hand, if you're cruisin round the track and ya reach over to put your smoke in the ashtray, miss, drop it on the floor, bend down to pick it up and hit a wall, well I'm gonna categorize that as pilot error and it'll be exempt from the restart rule. That's racin. Run what ya brung and live with your mistakes.

Besides, if we restarted everytime somebody reached over to set their beer down, missed the corner of the desk and had major beer spillage on the carpet and tagged a wall, we'd never finish a race.

Now quitcher beotchin and get out there and race dammit!

[(DUI) Krusty]

What?
Ya mean I dont get a redo every time I get too drunk to stay on the track?
;D Wouldn't matter anyway
I'll just crash again
And again
And again
Sometimes ya just gotta crash the damn thing in the name of fun

[The Grand Poooooobah]

Alright ya buncha sissyboy girly-men. I'm gonna make a compromise: If ya get waxed within the 1st 5 laps, I'll restart the race. The waxee is then required to move to the back of the line when the green flag drops. If ya don't go to the back, ya get DQ'd. I think that's a pretty fair way of goin about it.