Post by The Grand Poooooobah on Nov 22, 2005 10:19:49 GMT -5
The banquet was held at the Roadhogg Hilton on Monday the 21st of November. In attendance were Krusty, Pert, Hoggy, Rod, and Sparky. The prime rib was most excellent, as was the rest of the bill of fare. My complements to the chef(s)!
During the meeting Rod brought up an interesting and intriguing scheme for making officiating more ..... well, official. No final word was handed down as to whether it would be fully implemented in the rulebook next season, but I think everyone liked the basic premise. With a little ironing, it could be ..... uhhh .... smooth!
Certificates of Achievement were awarded to our cast of drivers, but the truck with the prizes in it didn't show up. (Yeah, sure!) So we adjourned to the studio where many beers were consumed, some controlled substances indulged in, and instruments dusted off. Before the music could begin there was one final piece of business to attend to: the presentation of the trophies!
Pert Tush was awarded "Rookie of the Year"
Roadhogg was given this year's "Harvey Wallbanger" award. The Harvey is given to the driver who eats the most chicken.
Sparky, Hot Rod, and Krusty were awarded championship trophies for Drunksman Trucks, Open Containers, and Keg Series respectively.
Guitars, banjos, and basses were tuned up and the noise-fest was on!
A short word of thanks to everyone for makin this shindig happen. Special thanks go to Pert for providing the HUGE hunk o beef, to Roadhogg, Mrs. Hogg, and the 3 little piglets for their hospitality, and to Hot Rod for his hard work and paintbooth skills. Ya make me proud to be in charge of yer asses!
Now get out there and get ready for next year dammit!
During the meeting Rod brought up an interesting and intriguing scheme for making officiating more ..... well, official. No final word was handed down as to whether it would be fully implemented in the rulebook next season, but I think everyone liked the basic premise. With a little ironing, it could be ..... uhhh .... smooth!
Certificates of Achievement were awarded to our cast of drivers, but the truck with the prizes in it didn't show up. (Yeah, sure!) So we adjourned to the studio where many beers were consumed, some controlled substances indulged in, and instruments dusted off. Before the music could begin there was one final piece of business to attend to: the presentation of the trophies!
Pert Tush was awarded "Rookie of the Year"
Roadhogg was given this year's "Harvey Wallbanger" award. The Harvey is given to the driver who eats the most chicken.
Sparky, Hot Rod, and Krusty were awarded championship trophies for Drunksman Trucks, Open Containers, and Keg Series respectively.
Guitars, banjos, and basses were tuned up and the noise-fest was on!
A short word of thanks to everyone for makin this shindig happen. Special thanks go to Pert for providing the HUGE hunk o beef, to Roadhogg, Mrs. Hogg, and the 3 little piglets for their hospitality, and to Hot Rod for his hard work and paintbooth skills. Ya make me proud to be in charge of yer asses!
Now get out there and get ready for next year dammit!
